We always want to look and sound good on dates. But sometimes everything goes wrong, and victory turns into a huge mess. We asked people on the Internet to tell us about their most embarrassing dates.

I met a girl through friends we both had, and we had a lovely dinner at a cafe outside. Then we kissed on my bed for the first time when we got to my place. That’s when I felt something warm start to drip from my nose. Before I could stop it, it started to bleed and drip on her upper lip.
I was sickened and tried to wipe it off, but all I did was make it worse. I then ran to the bathroom to put a tissue in my nose and get her a washcloth. She was very nice, but she told me right away that she had to go and wouldn’t let me walk her to her car. T412E by Reddit

I was very shy and had never been on a date before I started going out with my boyfriend. To the point where I would get sick to my stomach when I was around him, I was so anxious and didn’t want to be close to him.
This was our date. We went to Texas Roadhouse. Even though I was feeling sick and anxious, I ate a full meal. When we left the restaurant, I could hardly keep my food down. It was gross as we walked to his car because I threw up on the ground and on his sweater. This is magic_is_might on Reddit.

A guy from Tinder was going to meet up with my best friend. She texted him, “Can I order us a pizza so it’s ready?” because he was late. He said yes. She placed the order and paid for it. When he got there, they ate.
The date wasn’t great, but it was fine. He was going to pay after the meal, but she told him she already had! He went crazy! He told her she should have told him because if he knew a woman paid for the food, he wouldn’t have eaten it. From Reddit user Waste_Barnacle4324

Dated a college girl from a nearby town. Had dinner and other things. The next time I took her back to her college apartment, we talked for a while in my truck.
“My roommate’s gone. Do you want to come up for coffee?” “No, I don’t like coffee,” was my answer. I left after she gave me a strange look and we said goodbye. The thought hit me on the way home. tmobley87 on Reddit

At the time, I asked my boyfriend to come over and watch movies in my basement. There, my grandmother sat between us, and for three hours, we watched game shows. And it wasn’t like she was trying to stop us from doing things. Her only goal was to hang out with us. From serious_rbf on Reddit

“Our two nerdy, intensely introverted loner kids should date!” said his mom, who was friends with my mom. That was the only thing we had in common, which was a shame. The theater we went to was showing “The Big Sleep.” He went to sleep. From RosiePugmire on Reddit

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